kittyinabeaker:

jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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The longer that gif went on, the more I laughed/cried. 

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Simon : his whole thing is about me being comfortable with what i am. get in touch with your inner vampire, blah, blah.
Clary : is your inner vampire different from your ... outer vampire ?
Simon : definitely. he wants me to wear midriff-baring shirts and a fedora. i'm fighting it.
Clary : so your inner vampire is magnus?

finnick-oh-damn:

starting city of heavenly fire like

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finishing like

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Simon: I guess you're coming as my date now.
Jordan: I'm secure enough in my masculinity to accept that. We'd better get you something nice to wear, though. I want you to look pretty.

the-do-that-girl:

hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

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hahahahahah

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thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

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